First, what the, yeah that word, is SEO? META? CODING? HTML VS WORD?, EXTENSIVELY LONG LINKS (and you must type them in every time, no copy and paste here kids), ADVANCED PICTURE SETTINGS, ALL IN ONE SEO PACK (is one "SEO" not enough?) SEARCH ENGINE META TAGS (What?!?!), EMBED YOUR CODE (my code? what?), HTML MODE, OBECT=WIDTH="90" HEAIGHT="85' (is this some sort of terrorist code?)</p> <p> </p> <p><em>Why was I not taught this computer language in college? I mean, learning about Socrates and Plato, sure great, but isn't coding-htmling-seo-oing-advanced everything settings more important?</em></p> <p> </p> <p>I am a writer. I can write you a book in three weeks if you feel like telling me your, perhaps, average (or terrifying) life story. These SEO, keywording things are killing me.</p> <p> </p> <p>Aside from that, I am so busy its great. Deadlines and commissioned articles; seo packs and writing for many places. But I still pitch ideas to other places assuming I will not get the job and when I do, lucky me, I am crammed full of tags and html (isnt html a play on <a href="http://www.hotmail.com">www.hotmail.com?)

But it's working. Sort of. The writing bit. The technical side of computers is like math to me and the only math I have done in fifteen years is count calories and, lest I admit, grams...not now, of course, but a few years back...

To give you an idea of how ridiculously bad I am at this: I spent two hours trying to upload a video from my webcam to youtube. Im pretty sure youtube is corrupt because it simply was not working! Poor Blake, when I get angry, I get really angry. My leg starts to shake up and down and you might hear my growl. I curse...maybe a lot. I feel like punching the laptop but remember I need it.

Blake, "Why dont you take a break?"

Me, "TAKE A BREAK. HOW? I HAVE DEADLINES THIS MUST BE DONE. WHAT THE HELL IS SEO?"

Okay, back to html coding seoing.

NJC